97i:
You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.
(Source: austinharper97, via trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv)
You ever hit up someone but as soon as they reply you know you made a mistake
It’s a new age of dating, you can be laid up, chilling… thinking you achieving a relationship goal when you not even in a relationship
And that’s the messed part of the whole thing.
Even the basics of dating can be misconstrued because somebody knows what they want and somebody else knows what they want to do
^yup sounds pretty accurate
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
(via kinkygothgirl)
